Blog #2

This is my second blog. I think I got this thing formatted okay and I understand the buttons and whatnot. The next problem is whether to tell my friends about this blog. If I tell them, then I can't talk bad about them, which is a shame 'cause some of them have real problems. But, I do need an audience. Afterall, how am I going to get a mjor motion picture deal if nobody reads my brilliant diatribes. If you're listening, tell me how to expand my audience, please. And, if you are listening, then you're the only one. Go tell two friends. Just don't tell my two friends. I would hate to piss both of them off.
I think I will tell my friends about my blog. Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke. I will have to come up with nicknames, though, so I'm not sued for slander or liable or slanderous lible.
Last night at the bar was fun. I won a camcorder but they didnt' give me anything. I think it's coming in the mail. Whatever. There was a cute girl there. She was very witty. I love smart comedy. I wish I was smarter and funnier. I have just shared a little bit of myself with the world. I should share more. I like too watch Anna Nicole Smith's reality show. Was that too much?